All My Loves

All My Loves

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell
buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 
Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff
thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 
Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff
thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 
Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff
thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 
Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

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Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

Game of Thrones + text posts

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theonewithscissorsforhands:

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

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hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish
hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.
retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.
And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.

retrogradeworks:

isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.

And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D

YER A WIZARD, NEMO.

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

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